i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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