i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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