I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
