Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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