first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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