New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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