these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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