why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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