All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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