I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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