There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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