I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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