This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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