4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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