D3 body, D1 cock
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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