I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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