The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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