I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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