You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Someone shattered a urinal.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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