Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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