okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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