What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He felt like a one man threesome
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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