tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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