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go home
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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