I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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