Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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