Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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