Betty ford says i'm here all night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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