My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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