i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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