I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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