i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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