I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
