You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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