are you still at the devil's house?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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