So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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