My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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