Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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