they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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