i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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