I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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