I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Two words: nipple clamps
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