I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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