She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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