Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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