...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
im on a boat
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