i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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