Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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