I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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