Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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