i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize