let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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