Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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