Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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