You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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