Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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