your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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