so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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