so explain again why im purple
no
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She bit a glass in half.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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